| | Some highlights and low lights of my week.
Most embarrassing- On Friday I took J-Train to Krispy Kreme for a nutritious and well-balanced breakfast. As we were walking in, a man and his son walked in ahead of us and got in line. We figured out what we wanted, but they were taking a LONG time (it's donuts people!). The lady behind the register looked at us and said, "Can I help you?"
Politely I responded, "Oh, I think he was here first."
Then the dude beside me said, "We're still looking."....IN A HIGH PITCHED VOICE!!!!! I looked right at him/her and it turns out it was a lady...person. You would have no way of knowing unless you looked right into her(?) eyes, because all other cues pointed to this individual being a dude.
I was totally embarrassed, but at the same time a little defensive because she WAS NOT making it easy for anybody.
The lady behind the counter just had a S-eating grin the whole time because she saw me look like Super-Jerk.
On Saturdays I let Mel sleep in while I wrangle J-train. Late in the morning he brought me a package of M&M's and said he wanted some candy. I pointed out to him that we have to eat breakfast first. I dug through the kitchen looking for breakfast options and he settled for donuts! (Krispy Kreme left overs)
I set him at the table and took about 5 steps away and he asked for some candy again.
I said, "Wait a minute, what did you do with the donut?"
J-"I ate it."
Goat- "How many bites did you take?"
J- "One"
Goat- "Then what did you do with it?"
J- "I threw it away."
Goat- "J, you have to eat your donut before you can eat your candy."
Now you can hear giggling from Mel upstairs.
That's me REALLY drawing the hard line.
Who would win in a fight between Chewbacca and Yoda?
Go Star Wars
The Goat
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